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FREE FROM SWING FOR DOLLARS - I may not know art, but I know what I like, dammit, and what I like is cajoling unsuspecting young girls into getting their pussies pummeled in the name of high art! Lisa Marie was a pushover – the artsy wannabe chicks always are – but her boyfriend Joel wasn't quite as impressed by our attempts at performance art. Hah! You should see the look on his face when I whipped out the punching nun and went off like Muhammed Ali on that snatch. Of course, we ended with the traditional abandoning into the middle of nowhere. Check it out!
I swear, this whole experiment has gone awry – or maybe it's going just right. Art and Jessica were meeting in the park on a lovely summer day. And what better way to spend it then getting pounded like a fragile white cellmate by the S4$ Crew's resident felon, Adam. Jessica certainly agreed. At times, I began to think that this ridonkulously hot Czech girl would've fucked him for free, and the thousand dollars we gave her was just a bonus.
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FUCK...THOSE CRAZY BASTARDS FROM CONSUMPTION JUNCTION HAVE THEIR OWN REALITY
PORN SITE AND IT'S JUST AS FUCKED UP AS YOU WOULD THINK IT WOULD BE!!
SEE HOW THEY PUT THE *REALITY* INTO *REALITY PORN*!
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